The Voice coaches and their wishes. (x)

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mercuryfish:

Dee: You think we don’t like Christmas because Frank gave us shitty presents?
Dennis: Is that really what you think? No, Frank didn’t buy shitty presents, Frank bought the most awesome presents in the world. As a matter of fact, he would find out whatever Christmas presents we wanted that year, and he would buy them for himself instead of buying them for us.

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missbackwoodsminnesota:

Accurate portrayal of the real me.

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babyferaligator:

U r beautiful and ur gonna do great today

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genderofthenight:

Tonight’s Gender of the Night is: bunnicula

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vinebox:

shouldnt:

OMG HAHAHAHHAHA

Narrating peoples lives, gone wrong

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aphrodildo:

sadgrl666:

free him

they should not have freed him

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mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.

And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

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